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Did you ever want to know about the scariest/grossest/funniest thing a cop has ever done/seen? Or what to do about that speeding ticket? Perhaps you’re curious as to whether or not it’s legal for you to lick toads in the State of California? (It’s not.) Ask a real cop all those questions, and more. Find out within 24 hrs!

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Disclaimer #2: The opinions expressed here are strictly those of Officer H. They do not represent the position, standing, or opinion of any other law enforcement officer, member, agency, or institution. Advice given by Officer H is neither legal nor confidential in nature, and may not be construed as such.

Disclaimer #3: The site administrators gleefully declare that they have sole discretion to post, or not post, any information to this website. Officer H vastly prefers to answer questions at least partially related to crime, law enforcement, or other legally-related matters. Questions not related to these topics will be answered at the administrator’s whim.

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